"Ahhhhhhh. What a nice day. I get to sit around the house doing nothing, no work, no chores, and nobody around to bug me all day long," I said as I sat down in my gray comfy recliner to watch a movie on the television. I have wanted some peace and quite for the longest time. I have been to busy what with the kids, work, and my wife, to just sit down and relax for a day. To just have the whole day to myself. Well today is that day. My wife took the kids to a water park, I don't have to work today, and I have rented a movie that I have wanted to see for the longest time. Today is just going to be the perfect day. I just got done making a nice large bowl of popcorn, topped with have a stick of butter, white cheddar popcorn cheese, and some M&M's for extra flavor. I haven't had this in forever because my wife would always harp on me how unhealthy it is. Well who gives a shit right? If it is good tasting, it is good eating.
"Well finally the previews are all over it!" Yeah sure the previews are the best part of the film, sometimes, but this film has been our for so long that I have already seen all of the films that they showed the previews for. This is how long I have been wanting to see this film, to god damn long that is how long. I kick my feet up in the recliner lean back, and press play on my remote. The usual MPAA rating pops up, and then all of a sudden the whole room starts to shake around me. "What the fu-!" The TV screen was growing bigger and bigger. It was coming closer and closer towards me. The room around was disappearing into a dark abyss. I tried to get up off my chair, but their was a invisible bond holding me to the chair, I could not move no matter how hard I really tried to. Then as if an electric shock was going through the chair I was in, the chair started to move closer and closer to the now wall of a movie that had started. "WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I started rocking the char because I was shaking so badly. I was scared out of my wits, and then just before I should have hit the wall of our living room I stop thinking and that is all I could remember.
"What do you think he is?"
"Do you think he is a Wender?"
I could hear voices, asking a bunch of questions, and then I opened my eyes and saw a whole bunch of people standing over the top of me in a nice summer day. The sun was shining high above all of them, but was it really the sun that was above them? It had a grayish tint to it, unlike the normal yellowish look that I am used to. "Where am I?" were the only words I could muster out. "A better question yet is, who are you?" asked a tall looking man with blonde hair standing right over me. I sat up from where I was sitting and said, "Me? My name is Franklin Craw." Everyone around me was standing around in just shorts, not any t-shirts were visible as far as I could see. The women were in bikini tops though, "Darn" I thought to myself. "Well what is your purpose here Sir Franklin Craw?" I didn't answer him right away though, I kept looking around this place and kept thinking to myself, "Where am I?" Their were no trees around, just plain dessert, and me and all of the people around me were on the only patch of green that I could see. Of what I could see though, because their were to many people around me blocking my view. "I said what is your purpose here?" said the tall man looking down on me now.
I started to stand, but the man whipped out a long staff and said, "That wouldn't be quite a great idea right at the moment Mr. Craw! Now tell me what is your purpose here?" saying the last few words while poking me with his staff. I couldn't resist not telling him why I was here, even though I didn't know myself. It was like his staff poked it out of me, "I do not know sir. I was just sitting at home alone while watching a movie, and then when it started my house started shaking. Then the chair I was sitting in was brought towards a wall which was now the TV, and now here I am not knowing where I am or who the hell you all are?" I said all of this in rapid succession. "You mean to tell me that you were teleported here from another dimension?" a voice asked from the audience. It was a voice though I recognized. It sounded so familiar, I knew I had heard it before.
"Hm, interesting," said the man who had the staff. I noticed now that he was a very built man, very powerful looking, and yet he looked really familiar too. "You may stand Sir Franklin Craw of the other dimension," said the man with the staff. I then got to my knees and stood up off the grass. Then, like someone had hit me in the head with a bat, it had slammed into my head. I knew where I was! I was inside the movie I was watching, I was in the movie called, "Year 2100!'
. . . . To be continued . . .
This is a fictional story written by Noah Bitney!
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